Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Remember the Surveys?

Remember the good 'ole surveys we did back when MySpace was all the rage? Those were kind of fun.... and stupid. Even though I realize how big of a dork doing things like this makes me, I have archived my surveys over from MySpace over here to my blog. They can be viewed here if you feel like taking a blast to the past. Or, here are some of my favorite Q&A's:

51. What are your initials?
BAH. You know, like the sheep.

55. I say Shotgun, you say:
You're how old?

2. What color is your shower curtain?
I have a shower door. It's the color of hard water stains.

7.What is your favorite video game?
Duck Hunt. And, BTW, I haven't played video games since like 1987.

8. Had a nap today?
No, but I'm thinking of bringing that topic up with the boss. You know, enhanced productivity and such. I'm almost certain it's going to happen.

10. Is there an animal that creeps you out?
Snakes, followed by anything in large numbers. I don't care if it's cute, fuzzy rabbits, if there's a bunch of them, it makes me want to pull out the shotgun. I don't really have a shotgun.

17. Have you ever caught something on fire?
Oh, yeah... I love fire. I set a little a fire in the garage of my little plastic town when I was a kid... just to watch it burn. I got in so much trouble for that. WHAT? I was outside!

26. Are you wearing nail polish?
Yes, a pretty red, to match my truck

31. Sun or Moon?
I think the delicate balance we got going on right now seems to be working for us.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? We don't have voicemail at work. If I happen not to be there and get a call, someone just takes a message and then doesn't give it to me. Works pretty effeciently

17. What is your favorite christmas song? Man... work on the Christmas slide show every year for hours on end and you will hate them all too.

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich? Grape. I didn't know one was allowed to use any other kind.

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes, otherwise all the crap on my nightstand would be on the wrong side.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? My hair is crap.

2. How much cash do you have on you? Probably less than $20. I have almost completely stopped using cash. Yes, I am the wave of the future. My new credit card has the PayPass feature where I can just tap it on the little machine and go (don't have to sign the little stupid slip, usually). I am still waiting for the day when I do this without the cashier bothering me about it. Almost everytime, they say "You have to slide it" while doing a sliding visual effect with their hand. And, I'm like, A) no you don't and B) I know how to use a credit card. Either that or they try to take it from me while I go for the tap. A little training is in order here.

4. Favorite planet? I'm going to have to go with Earth on this one. Safe choice, I know.

15. Where is your nearest 7-11? I honestly have no idea.

16. What's a word that you say a lot? "Shocker." We say it at work when things go predictably wrong. We say it a lot.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Wow, not ever, but in the last three days, huh? Sounds like who ever wrote this little survey *may* have a substance abuse problem. I, for the record, have "done" no drugs.

22. Your worst enemy? Crabgrass?

02. Planned baby : I've always assumed so... why-- what have you heard?

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Some claim I can fix computers just by being near them?

1) Who was your Valentine?..:
Oh, shut up.

3) What did you recei..ve for Valentine'..s Day?
Really, shut your mouth.

4) Do you celebrate 4/20?:
Okay, so I had to look this up… National Weed Smoking Day? Is that on the calendar? I must have missed
it. Well, there’s always next year.

Have you ever stripped for money?
Oh my gosh…. I've GOT to tell you guys that story someday.
You're stuck on an elevator with the person you fell the hardest for, what happens?
I think it would go something like this. First, there would be some waiting. Then one of us would press the emergency alarm and try the phone. No one would answer the phone, bc I don't think those things really work anyway. So there would be some more waiting. Then I would stand on their shoulders and open the access panel. I would peer up into the elevator shaft and see a ticking bomb! It would explode and the elevator car would rush us toward certain death! There would be screaming. Then the emergency break would catch. We would break a sigh of relief, but it would be in vain because another bomb would explode the emergency break and we would again be rushed toward sudden death! More screaming. Then the certain death.
Why, what did you think would happen?

If you ever want to live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, do you do it?
Sounds like a pretty good excuse to try cocaine to me.

If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
No way. I could barely survive watching one.

you wave when you see people you know?
No, I flip them the bird.

What's your favorite type of bird?
Oh, you mean those things that crap on my truck? Kill them, kill them all.

Do you ever say "yo, hoe!"?
Well, I think that would be "yo, ho!" unless the reference really is to a gardening tool. But, either way—no.

If you had a pet penguin, what would you name it?
If I had a pet penguin…. ? Really?

*Is tomorrow going to be a good night?
Well, if I could tell you that—I would be in a totally different profession.